In a lot of ways, he's even more over-the-top than my other favorite crazy politician: Silvio Berlusconi. Vlad just needs to start having an entourage of young, wispy, barely legal (if that) Russian girls walking 20 paces behind him at all times. At that point (in my warped mind), he pulls solidly ahead of Silvio and my other main (mini) man: Kim Jong Un. Course, Lil Kim (as I like to call him) would have put a hand grenade up his woman's woo-hoo if she'd even looked at anther man - much less let him put his coat around her. He's a lot more gaucho than his big boss from China.