Ethan's all ass and no dick. That's probably one of the real reasons he opted not to go nude.

Are either Ethan or Michael employed? They appear to be decent people and maybe things wouldn't be so "difficult" if they weren't so lazy.
Lol Michael is nowhere near a decent person, have you read his manifesto? He’s insane.
 
Ethan's all ass and no dick. That's probably one of the real reasons he opted not to go nude.

Are either Ethan or Michael employed? They appear to be decent people and maybe things wouldn't be so "difficult" if they weren't so lazy.

Or maybe, just maybe he didn't want people coming to his instagram saying how they saw his dick and why he isn't showing anymore. Thing that Michael still got to this day.