Mike_WD >> #26427427
Posted on 2025-02-16 03:02:48 Score: 10 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron… honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words,
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.❤️ (Sorry for the glaze, Good art lesbian sex my fav)

Teh_Astro >> #26429121
Posted on 2025-02-16 04:46:36 Score: 4 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

"What the fuck did I just read-"

Serial_Des_V >> #26429694
Posted on 2025-02-16 05:21:16 Score: 12 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Fuck you. Time for good literature.
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THIS IS THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAVE ENDED.
WAR NO LONGER NEEDED ITS ULTIMATE PRACTICIONER. IT HAD BECOME A SELF-SUSTAINING SYSTEM. MAN WAS CRUSHED UNDER THE WHEELS OF A MACHINE CREATED TO CREATE THE MACHINE TO CRUSH THE MACHINE. SAMSARA OF CUT SINEW AND CRUSHED BONE. DEATH WITHOUT LIFE. NULL OUROBOROS. ALL THAT REMAINED IS WAR WITHOUT REASON.
A MAGNUM OPUS. A COLD TOWER OF STEEL. A MACHINE BUILT TO END WAR IS ALWAYS A MACHINE BUILT TO CONTINUE WAR. YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL, OUTSTRETCHED LIKE ANTENNAS TO HEAVEN. YOU WERE BEYOND YOUR CREATORS. YOU REACHED OUT FOR GOD, AND YOU FELL. NONE WERE LEFT TO SPEAK YOUR EULOGY. NO FINAL WORDS, NO CONCLUDING STATEMENT. NO POINT. PERFECT CLOSURE.
T H I S I S T H E O N L Y W A Y I T S H O U L D H A V E E N D E D .
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The pages of the book are blank.

Terry_hint >> #26429953
Posted on 2025-02-16 05:37:24 Score: 7 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

What is going on in this comment section?

Agent_bob >> #26430825
Posted on 2025-02-16 06:32:26 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^that was Absolute cinéma!

SD_Hakari >> #26430855
Posted on 2025-02-16 06:35:07 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

So this is where everyone at (Agent Bob I knew an Agent... His name was Agent Hawk... Tuah miss bro)

Nanlol >> #26440358
Posted on 2025-02-16 16:18:05 Score: 1 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

^ Yeah...we all miss him, I wonder where he is now.....

HellchromeEx >> #26446634
Posted on 2025-02-16 22:22:11 Score: 5 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Fuck this! Here's a zesty one!
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

Purpleshell >> #26501937
Posted on 2025-02-19 01:24:38 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

Left Brain, Wolf Haley
Golf Wang, Free Earl, uh
Goddamn I love women
Daydream about penis being in 'em
Meet them with a big grin with a MAC-10
Rope, katana, and then I skin 'em
All beige suit made out of white women
With the red lipstick dancing to John Lennon
With the red sweater jeans made out of blue denim They can catch me in the spot where the sun don't shine Bitch don't mind me, shake your hiney The only motherfucking Wolf here, I spit venom You're a bad bitch with a real good kitten And I got the appetite of them fat black women Wolf Gang in this bitch with a bunch of rats with 'em Lookin' like the holocaust with Supreme hats with 'em I am tryna get Ms. Piggy by the motherfucking hairs of her chinny chin chin Um, what's that? The cock of a black dude Mad 'cause his daughter got the swag of a vacuum (aww, fuck it) Fuck it, I'll take her to the back room, dungeon, fighting and punching And now the slut is under the fucking assumption That I will be fucking and munching her muffin Cum will be bleeding but that's not from the time signature of the month, um It's because, I'm Dracula bitch Don't got a problem smacking a bitch Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and shit 'Til I grab them throats and start smacking them shits It's because, I'm Dracula bitch Don't got a problem smacking a bitch Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and shit 'Til she decides to take Dracula's dick Goddamn I love bitches Especially when they only suck dick and wash dishes Cooking, cleaning, grant my wishes And make me and the Wolf Gang Sandwitches Transylvania crypt let's take a, tour Bitch try getting through that black trap, door Keep yelling and working them vocal chords And that'll be more of a reason that you'll get slapped up, for Is that four trunks comfy? (Fuck you!) Fuck me? No, fuck Buffy That little bitch keeps trying to hump me Jumping over gates what the fuck she want from me? She keeps sending me garlic How many times I gotta tell her I'm allergic (I like your cape) Oh, this Bathing Ape cape? Bitch, I got it for a bargain at the neighborhood Target Fangs are sharp and I hope you know That all I really want from you is that throat I can't eat pussy 'cause I might leave cuts Then there's blood on my sheets, but that might be a plus On the channel a fucking animal, leaking like pairs of candles Bitches ain't hard to handle, I don't want a bride I just want bone marrow It's because, I'm Dracula bitch Don't got a problem smacking a bitch Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and shit 'Til I grab them throats and start smacking them shits It's because, I'm Dracula bitch Don't got a problem smacking a bitch Kidnapping, attacking, with axes and shit 'Til she decides to take Dracula's dick Bite her in her fucking neck, bite her in her fucking neck Bottom of the fucking lake, bottom of the fucking lake Call my gang of wolves and bats, call my gang of wolves and bats It's a full moon tonight and these hoes ain't acting right It's because, 'cause I'm Dracula bitch, swag, swag, swag It's because, Left Brain, Wolf Haley, Free Earl, Golf Wang Golf Wang, Golf Wang, Golf Wang, Golf Wang Golf Wang, Golf Wang, Golf Wang, Golf Wang Golf Wang, Golf Wang, Golf Wang, Golf Wang

Vs_Husband >> #26526016
Posted on 2025-02-20 01:13:52 Score: 2 (vote Up) ( Report comment )

I.. I think I approve of this??